1. We guarantee great food…everything else is left to chance.
(We try our hardest though, we really do!)
2. We do not provide individual checks; however, we will allow up to 3 forms of payment.
3. 18% gratuity added to parties of 5 or more OR checks larger than $150
4. NO modifications to the TOP TEN BRUNCH MENU signature items.
(If you have a food allergy, please choose another item without the allergen.)
5. Be nice!
6. No reservations. Unless you're Barack Obama
(Hey, there's exceptions to every rule.)
7. Wait times are estimates, not prophecies. We TOTALLY understand if you can't wait during busy times. We don't want you mad at us because you waited...get it?
8. No table hibernation. (Others gotta eat too.)
9. If we prepare your selected item to our menu specifications, we will not remove that item from your bill. Our entrees are not "samples". Thanks!
10. No parties larger than 8 on days that end with Y. (We're a small place, and when we get busy large groups are hard to accommodate.
11. We seat complete parties ONLY
12. We have no waiting area inside, sorry. (Keep in mind, if on the wait list you can receive a call when your table is ready. Naps in your car are fine!)
*Remember – this is supposed to be fun!*